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King of DC

Track 31 of 15

King of DC

Comedy, Chaos, God Body. Too fine for the capital — even the President sent the army.

About This Track

A hilarious chase through DC landmarks as the narrator's irresistible physique causes citywide pandemonium. From Meridian Hill to the Hirshhorn to Capitol Hill, nobody — grannies, hippies, senators, or the military — can resist the God body.

Lyrics

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Yaga! Omo!

Ah... DC, DC, DC... you don't know what hit you

O-ya!

They're following...

I land in DC, I'm bossing the place

Gbera!

All the fine fine girls, they love my face

I take a walk to the park, maybe Meridian Hill

Just to relax my body, just to dey chill

But the women start shouting, they're like "That's him"

The men dem join in, "Check the shoulder, check the limb"

Ah-ah!

Even the grannies! They say "Oga, you're too fine"

They wanna touch the muscle, they're crossing the line

I run straight from the park, I enter Ciel

I think that I escaped, oh, well oh well

They follow follow me, up to the rooftop

I jump the balcony, I can't be stopped

I look to the sky, wetin I see

A government chopper... is following me

Omo!

O-ya! Dem call me the King of DC

Eh!

This God body is big wahala, you see

Gbera!

From the grannies to the senators, they won't agree

I'm running this town, they're chasing me

Omo!

This God body be trouble-o

Trouble!

This God body be trouble-o

Trouble!

I enter the White House, I'm causing the trouble

Yaga!

I need to hide, I need a new plan

I enter the museum, Hirshhorn, like a normal man

I think that I'm safe, I'm incognito

Next thing, the hippies, they catch me for a photo

Wahala!

They say "Oga, make you come smoke this thing"

"Make you come drink, make we dey sing"

I look them in the eye, I say "Abeg, you no see"

"This na six-pack, it don't come for free"

They wanna corrupt my body, but I'm too smart

I do the fast one, I escape... sharp

Vamoose!

O-ya! Dem call me the King of DC

Eh!

This God body is big wahala, you see

Gbera!

From the grannies to the senators, they won't agree

I'm running this town, they're chasing me

Omo!

This God body be trouble-o

Trouble!

This God body be trouble-o

Trouble!

I enter the White House, I'm causing the trouble

Yaga!

I run to Congress, inside Capitol Hill

I think the politics will make dem chill

Na bigger mistake!

Male senators, they wanna shake my hand, it doesn't break

Too strong!

Female congress... they dey fight for my seat

They're passing new laws, saying "He's too sweet"

They pass the law, but me, I dey break am

O-ya!

Any rule they make, na me dey tear am

Even the President, he hears my story

He calls the military, says "Catch him for me"

He launched the whole army, the Navy, the tanks

But they no fit catch me, I give them no thanks

Kai! This God body be wahala-o

E be like say na magnet... this God body

Na wahala!

Gbera!

King of DC

E don finish!

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